The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1302 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1302NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1353 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1353NVDA
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Rarity42
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1466 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1466NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1507 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1507NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1671NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1765NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.4
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1883NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1914 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1914NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
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Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2069NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2116 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2116NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2129NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.36
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2156 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.58
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.