The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0005 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0005AAPL

#0449AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0654AAPL

#0679AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0716AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.37

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0850 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0850AAPL

#0917AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0988AAPL

#1075AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1433 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1433NVDA

#1752NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#1941NVDA

#2122NVDA

#2162NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2364TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2394TSLA

INTERN

Rarity38.97

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2423TSLA

#2429TSLA

#2556TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2574TSLA

#2769TSLA

#2771TSLA

#2943TSLA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3121TSLA

#3303TSLA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.