The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1433 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1433NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1447 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1447NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1525 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1525NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.41
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1562 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1562NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1563NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1683 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1683NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1856 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1856NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1868 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1868NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1941NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1954 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1954NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1958 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1958NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.93
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1985 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1985NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.28
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2122 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2161 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2162 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2183 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.