The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2269 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2315 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2334TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2584 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2584TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2663TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2675 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2675TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2771TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2798 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2798TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2832 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2832TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2876 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2876TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.96
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2899 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2899TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2913 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2913TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.81
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3039 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3039TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3058 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3058TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3069TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3101 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#3101TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.