The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0146 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0146AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0342AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0371 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0371AAPL
INTERN
Rarity34.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0381 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0381AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0404AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0619 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0619AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0865 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0865AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.29
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0995 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0995AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1171 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity34.38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1314 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1314NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.09
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1593 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on periwinkle
#1593NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.26
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1605 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1605NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.1
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1846 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1846NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1954 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1954NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1958 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1958NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.93
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2145 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2145NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2156 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.58
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2162 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2422 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2422TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2634TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2675 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2675TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2763TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3006 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3006TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3032 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3032TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3039 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3039TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.