The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0050AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle

#0058AAPL

#0115AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0297AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.88

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#0422AAPL

INTERN

Rarity33.73

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#0468AAPL

INTERN

Rarity36.77

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle

#0487AAPL

#0559AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0570 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0570AAPL

#0712AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0755AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.54

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle

#0773AAPL

#0857AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1406NVDA

#1825NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1839 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1839NVDA

#2038NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2069NVDA

#2084NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#2277TSLA

#2484TSLA

#2539TSLA

#2634TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2763TSLA

#2829TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2832 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#2832TSLA

#2936TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#3288TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.55

Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.