The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0406AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.42

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0417AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.61

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0552 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0552AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.99

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0646AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.43

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0976AAPL

#1126NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1349NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.9

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1382NVDA

#1514NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1629 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1629NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.8

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1964 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1964NVDA

#2182NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2280TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.05

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2330TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.47

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2785TSLA

INTERN

Rarity40.65

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2835TSLA

#2863TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2985TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.07

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3069TSLA

#3271TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

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Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.