The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0125AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0427 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0427AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0485AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0982 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0982AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1139 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1302 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1302NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1609NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.99
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1802 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1802NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2636 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2636TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2726TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2899 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2899TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3138 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3138TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3148TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.