The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0125AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0170AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1302 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1302NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1454 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1454NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1719NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1806 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1806NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1968 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1968NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.24
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2116 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2116NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.