The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0314AAPL

#0405AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0521 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0521AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.49

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0597AAPL

#0808AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0922AAPL

INTERN

Rarity35.92

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0986 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0986AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.52

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1075AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.44

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1303 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#1303NVDA

#1454NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#1587NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.35

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1657 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1657NVDA

INTERN

Rarity40.03

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1796 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1796NVDA

INTERN

Rarity38.71

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1852 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1852NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.85

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2038 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2038NVDA

INTERN

Rarity40.47

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2048 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2048NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.14

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2367TSLA

#2390TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2478 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#2478TSLA

#2853TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3186TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.19

Rarest: sleepy 13.9%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.