The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0086 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0086AAPL

#0180AAPL

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0406AAPL

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Rarity42.42

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0485AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.13

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0616AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.7

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0757 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0757AAPL

INTERN

Rarity38

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0808 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0808AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.31

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0922AAPL

INTERN

Rarity35.92

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0976AAPL

#1075AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1116 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#1116NVDA

#1303NVDA

#1560NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1609NVDA

INTERN

Rarity36.99

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1796 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1796NVDA

INTERN

Rarity38.71

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2390 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#2390TSLA

INTERN

Rarity33.4

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2853 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2853TSLA

INTERN

Rarity39.22

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2960TSLA

INTERN

Rarity44.54

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2982 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2982TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.4

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3186TSLA

#3271TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3292 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#3292TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.87

Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.