The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0086 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0180 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0180AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
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Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0405 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0405AAPL
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Rarity40.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0406AAPL
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Rarity42.42
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
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Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0485AAPL
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Rarity42.13
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0521 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0521AAPL
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Rarity40.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0597AAPL
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Rarity42.26
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0679AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0692AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0755AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0757 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0757AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0808 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0808AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0887 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0887AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0922AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0982 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0982AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0986 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0986AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0988AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1012 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1012AAPL
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Rarity53.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
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Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.