The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1405 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1405NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1525 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1525NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.41
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1683 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1683NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1985 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1985NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.28
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2108NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2140 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2584 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2584TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3044 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3044TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.