The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

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Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0050AAPL

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Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0098AAPL

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Rarity56.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

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Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

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Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0392AAPL

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Rarity47.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0680 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0680AAPL

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Rarity52.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#0709AAPL

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Rarity48.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0712AAPL

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Rarity47.15

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0809AAPL

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Rarity55.07

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0818AAPL

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Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1206NVDA

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Rarity52.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1339NVDA

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Rarity46.79

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1423 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1423NVDA

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Rarity61.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1563NVDA

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Rarity48.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1719NVDA

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Rarity48.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1801NVDA

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Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1883NVDA

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Rarity55.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1936NVDA

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Rarity50.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

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Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

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Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2320TSLA

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Rarity53.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2330TSLA

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Rarity55.47

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2337TSLA

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Rarity55.32

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2358TSLA

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Rarity54.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2364TSLA

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Rarity52.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2514TSLA

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Rarity53.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2663TSLA

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Rarity63.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2886TSLA

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Rarity58.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3129TSLA

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Rarity60.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3148TSLA

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Rarity55.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#3179TSLA

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Rarity49.29

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.