The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0342AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0371 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0371AAPL
INTERN
Rarity34.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0381 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0381AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0500 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0500AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0865 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0865AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.29
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1029 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1029AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1171 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity34.38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1186 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1186NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.76
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1593 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on periwinkle
#1593NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.26
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1629 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1629NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1882 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1882NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1968 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1968NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.24
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2156 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.58
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2433TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2634TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2935TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.08
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3032 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3032TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.