The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1514 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1514NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1846 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1846NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2145 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2145NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3039 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3039TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.