The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0552 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0552AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0839 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0839AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.82
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0850 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0850AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0867 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0867AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.86
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0917AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.46
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1041 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.81
Rarest: blep 12.9%

End of the list — all 17 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.