The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0220AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0619 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0619AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0780 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0780AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0809AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0850 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0850AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0979 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0979AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0988AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.81
Rarest: blep 12.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.