The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2262 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2302 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2695 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2695TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2756 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2756TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2798 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2798TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2876 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2876TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.96
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2886TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2895 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2895TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2936 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2936TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3006 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3006TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3179TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.29
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3292 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#3292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.87
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.