The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0210 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0210AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0960AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1139 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1314 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1314NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.09
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1466 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1466NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1583 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1583NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.7
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1883NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2913 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2913TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.81
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.