The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0125AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0180 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0180AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0261 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0261AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0286AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0381 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0381AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0406AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0679AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0709AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0887 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0887AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1183 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.27
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1339NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.79
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1349NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1507 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1507NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1514 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1514NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1609NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.99
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1816NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1882 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1882NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1964 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1964NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2210 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
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Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2726TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2870 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2870TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.25
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2941 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2941TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3138 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3138TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.57
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.