The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0083AAPL

#0125AAPL

#0210AAPL

#0286AAPL

#0406AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0632AAPL

#0654AAPL

#0679AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0755AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.54

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0849AAPL

INTERN

Rarity37.9

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0918AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.61

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0960AAPL

#1183NVDA

#1302NVDA

#1466NVDA

#1507NVDA

#1583NVDA

#1629NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1789NVDA

#1839NVDA

#1964NVDA

#2073NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2394TSLA

INTERN

Rarity38.97

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2583TSLA

#2596TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2634TSLA

INTERN

Rarity36.93

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2734 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2734TSLA

#2870TSLA

#2879TSLA

#2941TSLA

#2943TSLA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2948TSLA

#2985TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#3140TSLA

INTERN

Rarity40.86

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3246TSLA

INTERN

Rarity35.57

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.