The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0180 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0180AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.29

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0372 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0372AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.42

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0465AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.33

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0570 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0570AAPL

#1139NVDA

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1195NVDA

INTERN

Rarity44.93

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1206NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1339NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.79

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1459 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#1459NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.07

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1671NVDA

#1883NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2210 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2210NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.93

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2365TSLA

INTERN

Rarity44.42

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2875TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.31

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2913 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2913TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.81

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2982 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2982TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.4

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #3058 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#3058TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.76

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3069TSLA

#3138TSLA

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3148TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.