The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0261 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0261AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0975 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0975AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0982 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0982AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1514 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1514NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1560 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1560NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.43
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1609NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.99
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2636 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2636TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2726TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2832 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2832TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.