The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0146 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0146AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0679AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0850 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0850AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1183 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.27
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1454 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1454NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2162 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2175 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2175NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2941 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2941TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3045 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3045TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.