The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0405 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0405AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0680 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0680AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0867 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0867AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.86
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1587NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.35
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2145 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2145NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3039 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3039TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.