The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0064 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0064AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.68
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0404AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0521 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0521AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0597AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0755AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0855 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0855AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0917AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.46
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0982 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0982AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.