The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1041 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2832 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2832TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.