The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2254 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2315 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2367TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2421 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2421TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.83
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2433TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2634TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2698 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2698TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2763TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2765 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2765TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.6
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2832 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2832TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2886TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2936 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2936TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3148TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3236 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.