The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0424 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0424AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0818AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0975 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0975AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1182 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1560 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1560NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.43
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1624 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1624NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1717 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1717NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.11
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1801NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2324 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2324TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3105 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3105TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.