The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0005 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0005AAPL

#0024AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0125AAPL

#0271AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0286AAPL

#0351AAPL

#0406AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0449AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.81

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0632AAPL

#0654AAPL

#0679AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0780 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0780AAPL

#0802AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0827AAPL

#0850AAPL

#0963AAPL

#0988AAPL

#1032AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1065AAPL

#1171NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1183 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1183NVDA

#1193NVDA

#1306NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1363 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1363NVDA

#1507NVDA

#1707NVDA

#1806NVDA

#1964NVDA

#2073NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2175 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2175NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.15

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2227 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2227TSLA

#2556TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2870 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2870TSLA

#2941TSLA

#2948TSLA

#3065TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3121TSLA

#3246TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.