The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2227 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.95
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2254 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2596 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2596TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2634TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2686 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2686TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2734 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2734TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2771TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2870 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2870TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.25
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2879 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2879TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2935TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.08
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2941 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2941TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3045 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3045TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3065TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.94
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3140TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.57
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.