The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0090 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0261 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0261AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
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Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0405 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0405AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0407 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0407AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0424 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0424AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0521 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0521AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
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Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0680 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0680AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0768 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0768AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0818AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0839 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0839AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.82
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0867 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0867AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.86
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0889 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0889AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0922AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0943 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0943AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0975 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0975AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0982 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0982AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1041 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%

End of the list — all 55 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.