The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0088 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0235 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0235AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0391 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0391AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0527AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0672 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0672AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0899 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0899AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.36
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0913 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0913AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1106 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1106AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1134 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1212 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1388 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1388NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1421 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1421NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1425 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1425NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1535 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1535NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1697 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1697NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2025NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2142 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2609TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2937 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2937TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3209 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3209TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
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Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.