The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0618 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0618AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0864 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0864AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0910 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0910AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0945AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1106 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1106AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1134 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1335NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1521 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1521NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1800 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1800NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2007NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2025NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2028NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2118 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2221 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2221NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2386 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2386TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2623TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2641 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#2641TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.81
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2696 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2696TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2974 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2974TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3060TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 40 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.