The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0434 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#0434AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0672 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0672AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0700 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#0700AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0823 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#0823AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0875 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0875AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0945AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1003 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#1003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1092 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1355 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1355NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1360NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1421 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1421NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1800 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1800NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1827 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1827NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1956 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#1956NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2425TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2516 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2516TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#2579TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2641 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#2641TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.81
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2896 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2896TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3057 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#3057TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3270 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#3270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3311 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3329 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.