The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0513 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0513AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0895 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0895AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0992 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0992AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1212 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1355 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1355NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1425 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1425NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1456 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1456NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1569 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1569NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1803 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1803NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1880 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1880NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2142 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2273 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2937 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2937TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3060TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3159 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3159TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.