The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0066 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0066AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0268AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0513 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0513AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0527AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0677 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0677AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0899 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0899AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.36
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0913 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0913AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0964 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0964AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0992 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0992AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1090 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1099 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1099AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1212 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1360NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1421 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1421NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1716 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1716NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1832 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1832NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1880 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1880NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1892 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1892NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2842 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2842TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.