The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#0040AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.83

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0119 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0119AAPL

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Rarity41.19

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0124AAPL

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Rarity43.89

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet

#0268AAPL

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Rarity50.52

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#0483AAPL

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Rarity46.82

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0585AAPL

INTERN

Rarity37.23

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet

#0779AAPL

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Rarity47.07

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0876AAPL

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Rarity40.56

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0958AAPL

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Rarity40.85

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1042AAPL

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Rarity46.77

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1071AAPL

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Rarity47.22

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1417NVDA

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Rarity49.22

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet

#1496NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.1

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1676 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#1676NVDA

#1832NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#1984NVDA

INTERN

Rarity40.33

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2370TSLA

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Rarity42.28

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2644 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2644TSLA

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Rarity41.13

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2839TSLA

#2917TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.