The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED

price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet

Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

20matches

Showing 20 of 20

Backgroundplasma violet Eyessleepy Mouthsmile CLEAR ALL

Employee #0089 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#0089AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.27

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet

#0892AAPL

INTERN

Rarity45.6

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1108AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.63

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#1168NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.58

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1305NVDA

#1551NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1688 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet

#1688NVDA

INTERN

Rarity44.95

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1956 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#1956NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.77

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1967NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.57

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2075 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2075NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.4

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2081 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2081NVDA

INTERN

Rarity42.47

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2217NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.94

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2252TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.77

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#3072TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.46

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#3082TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#3125TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.01

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3171TSLA

#3199TSLA

#3319TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3325TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.76

Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.