The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0017 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#0017AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.66

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0604AAPL

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Rarity42.99

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0750AAPL

#0892AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0910 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#0910AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.23

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1014AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.91

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#1168NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.58

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1228NVDA

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Rarity42.9

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1305NVDA

#1688NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#1859NVDA

INTERN

Rarity44.57

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2067 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2067NVDA

#2081NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2217NVDA

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Rarity48.94

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2252TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.77

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2386 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2386TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.36

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2974 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2974TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.75

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#3199TSLA

#3319TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.