The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2361 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2361TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2457TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2557 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2557TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#2579TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2733 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2733TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2806 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2806TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2855 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2855TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2867 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2867TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2896 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2896TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3003 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#3003TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3026TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3033TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3132 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3132TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3242 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3242TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3311 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.