The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0163AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0244 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0244AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0432 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0432AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.07
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0543 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0543AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0742 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0742AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0823 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#0823AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1053 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1111 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1358 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1358NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1521 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1521NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1697 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1697NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1723 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1723NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.17
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1730 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1730NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2629 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2629TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2641 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#2641TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.81
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3009 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3009TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.