The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1220 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1355 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1355NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1603 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1603NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1678 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1678NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1721 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1721NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2007NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2081 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2081NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 16 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.