The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1228NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1261 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1261NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1519 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1519NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.38
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1521 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1521NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1559 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1559NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1730 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1730NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1800 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1800NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1892 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1892NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1931 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1931NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.03
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1956 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#1956NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2004 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2004NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2075 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2075NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2098 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2098NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.25
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.