The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2425TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2430 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2430TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2446 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2446TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.76
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2571 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2571TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2623TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2684 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2684TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2842 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2842TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2854TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2910 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2910TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2992 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2992TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3009 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3009TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3033TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3080 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3080TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3134 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3134TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3144 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3144TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3159 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3159TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3263 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3324 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3324TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.82
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.