The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0063AAPL

#0132AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0459AAPL

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Rarity47.64

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#0527AAPL

#0556AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0655AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.2

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0698 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0698AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.39

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0899 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0899AAPL

#0978AAPL

#1533NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1875NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1915NVDA

#2004NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2424TSLA

INTERN

Rarity38.75

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2496TSLA

INTERN

Rarity44.27

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2772TSLA

#2842TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3009 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3009TSLA

#3015TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3209 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#3209TSLA

INTERN

Rarity61.99

Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.