The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0683 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0683AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0707 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0707AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0914 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0914AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1017 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1017AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1897NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2370TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2571 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2571TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2629 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2629TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3134 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3134TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.