The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0017 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0017AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0234 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0234AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0280 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0280AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0525 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0525AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0823 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#0823AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1228NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1484 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1484NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1553NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1813 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1813NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1988NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2018 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2018NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2100 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2100NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2142 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2155 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2155NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2361 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2361TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2446 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2446TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.76
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2557 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2557TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2684 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2684TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2806 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2806TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2920 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2920TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.