The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0124AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0163AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0172 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0172AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0202AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.08
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0585AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0614 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0614AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1694 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1694NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1931 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1931NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.03
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1967NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2366TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.01
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2430 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2430TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2614 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2614TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2644 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2644TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3026TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3066 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3066TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3242 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3242TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3272 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3324 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3324TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.82
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.